the Lantern
Pickalicous: Hey, uh who's the guy in the corner with the green flash light?
Ozz: I don't know, thought he was a friend of yours.
Juice: I've never seen him before.
Ozz: What's he eating?
Pickalicous: Tater tots!? Wait is that chili they're covered in!?
Ozz: Looks kinda good acutally.
Juice: Hey buddy! You got a name?
Unknown: nom nom nom nom nom
Ozz: You know what, if you're not gonna say or do anything then Im just gonna make up a name for you...how about "the Lantern"? Your little flash light over there reminds of the Green Lantern, don't ask why, it just does.
Picklicous: Dude, that's fakin' stuipid.
Ozz: Hey look, if he gonna take up space and not do anything then I say we call him what we want.
Juice: Agreed. Questions. Why does he have a flash light, where did he come from, and WHY IS HE HERE EATING TATER TOTS!!??
...the saga continues.